Name: Captain Snert aka Matty
Born: 11/04/1979
Location: Swansea
Fav game: Battlefield 2142/Half Life
Occupation: IT Systems Trainer
About Me:
Well I’m Matty….AKA Captain Snert, and a founding member of SLAG.
I’m 28 and live is the centre of Swansea. I am due to get married in May 08 to Yvonne. The only non ‘gamer widow’ of the SLAG women, as she is a World of Warcraft player/freak.
I come in at a respectable 5ft 8 and weigh in and pack 19stone of fire power……Just don’t ask me to run.
With regards to sense of humour, I tend to come in at the sick/guttural end of the scale as well…….Looks like there is a theme running within the SLAG clan. I have been gaming as long as I can remember, and have finally progressed into Team Gaming with 2142, after much prompting/whining from Sharky
When not working or gaming I follow Swansea City AFC, and have spread my love of this to Sharky, after taking him to his first game 4 years ago. Sharky is the first to admit he will forever be in my debt for introducing him to the Swans. However if he ever wants to repay me, cash will do
Rig....
Custom built
Cooler Master AMMO case
DSI Motherboard
320GB SATA HD
XP SP2
AMD X2 4600
2GB DDR Memory
ATI Radeon HD3850
Viewsonic VX924 19" TFT Monitor
Razer Copperhead Mouse
Logitech Wingman Force 3D
Logitech G15 Keyboard
Plantronic Gamecom1 Headset
Fridge full of ice Beer & Pies
How do I know this bunch of SLAGS?
Well me and Sharky have been causing mayhem since the mid 90’s. Our antics even started a brief war when people from a hill billy town called Banwen wanted to give us a good kicking, due to our constant wind up’s…..and naming one of the blokes wives ‘The Banwen Bike’ Anyway after a brief visit from us late one night, it was all put to rest
Scouse & Lancs : Well I first met them during our days at the Minty Clan. I first joined because I liked the blurb on their website, that’s suggested it was a pressure/hassle free place for like minded gamers to get together. After a week or 2 on Vent, I realised that it was akin to spending a night locked in a coal bunker with Julian Clary and Mark Almond, with a bucket of KY Jelly.
Then Scouse and Lancs came online, and Julian and Mark went quiet (well I guess they took the car and went cruising for arse) and the Mayhem started.
After a will Julian and Mark (well Julian to be fair) had a slight hissy fit, and tried to scram us all with his fake nails
Anyhow we decided not to bend for a friend, and stuck to our guns…….SLAG was born
The Future:
Well hopefully we will meet lots of new SLAGS…….however there is a strict entrance exam. So if you’re just a little bit slutty, then you may as well give up. Only true SLAGS get to wear the badge
Also looking forward to watching a pub full of Scousers beat seven shades of shit out of Sharky on our trip to see Andy later this year.
Scouser is most likely to say:
I fucking loves me Ken Dodd for Merseyside me.
Lancs is most likely to say:
YOU FUCKING GIT!
Sharky is most likely to say:
Amanda get me home I'm gonna be sick. I've had 4 pints today 'hic'
Also.....Where did that lamppost come from? Where did that tree come from? Where did that Titan come from? Where did that player come from? Where am I? My Laptop cost £1200 and is the best in the world forever!
Comments
SLAGMINon September 10 2007 20:26:43
I love the way that Matty tries to insist that I can't handle my beer. I've not vomited due to excess alcohol intake for about 20 years so fuck you pal!
You have a PROVEN track record when it comes to extended benders. I can recall at least two instances where you have freely admitted that you have gone home in distress and vomited.
You make me sick!
CaptainSnerton September 12 2007 16:54:59
Yeah....Notice you have removed the photo of you on that night out all green and about to blow chunks
lancs ladon September 13 2007 20:33:44
LOL great, that git Sharkyjack flies like a tosser and then wonders why you bail out when lamp posts loom up
SLAGMINon September 14 2007 12:07:52
You can all fucking walk in future
MIA sand-danceron July 02 2008 01:29:51
captain snert. can you send me direct debit details matey
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