Always behave in a manner that puts the reputation of SLAG in a bad light. Remember the old adage. There's no such thing as bad publicity. (Added by SharkyJack)
About Your Behavior...
Do use foul Language. Forget what you Mum told you. It is big and it is clever to swear. Sometimes, player activity is recorded by some servers and admin. If you are observed swearing you may even receive a special medal! (Added by SharkyJack)
If you see a player that really sucks, tell them! They are sure to be grateful for the feedback. (Added by SharkyJack)
Don't worry about using sexist remarks towards the opposite sex. It's proven medical science that females can't play games and you are highly unlikely to meet one in a game. (Added by SharkyJack)
Name calling is great fun, particularly towards noobs. Due to their lack of skill they are a great way to earn easy points and it's unlikely they'll ever be our future Team-Mates. So who cares! (Added by SharkyJack)
Do not take defeat graciously. If you loose then punch you keyboard in an uncontrolled fit of rage, learn from your defeat and then go get the fuckers. (Added by SharkyJack)
About Your Team Mates...
If a fellow SLAG member asks you to do something go tell them where to go! (Added by SharkyJack)
Do put your score before the team's performance. Remember: Every man for himself! (Added by SharkyJack)
Do team kill and never apologize. An active and live team mates means potentially less points for you! (Added by SharkyJack)
Do deliberately hassle your team-mates whilst playing on the game server. It's likely to distract them from their game, which means potentially more points for you. (Added by SharkyJack)
If a comrade "goes down in the heat of battle", brace yourself for a good ole S.L.A.G welcome. (Added by MadScouser)
Feel free to openly argue with another SLAG members on the game servers or on Vent. It's likely they'll be far to pissed to understand a word of what you are saying. (Added by SharkyJack)
About Game Strategy...
Don't worry about objectives. Just aim, point and shoot anything that moves. (Added by SharkyJack)
If someone on your side pisses you off, don't tell them, just call your fellow S.L.A.G's in for a team killing frenzy. (Added by MadScouser)
Do overuse taunts and automatic victory taunts. The are likely to annoy and distract your opposition. (Added by SharkyJack)
Purposely impeding the progress of your team or another player will earn a special unlock! (Added by SharkyJack)
Never get behind the joystick to a flying vehicle unless you are under the influence of alcohol. In gaming land it's good to drink and drive and in many cases can enhance your flying skills. (Addded by SharkJack)
All clan members to actively spread the (bad)word about S.L.A.G (Added by MadScouser)
Finally...
Ignore all the above rules. Anything goes. Just do what ever it takes to float your boat and have fun.
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Cryogenisis 07/09/2010 12:37 i'm bored and fucked off at work someone knife mugsy for me it will make me feel better
Madscouser 06/09/2010 19:09 Welcome to the forums Smartass
Madscouser 05/09/2010 07:47 Wow, 730 and the server up and running, great stuff
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